Three weeks in Paris are never enough. But we have been here enough times to give us more general impressions this time around.
Tourists
As anyone who has been reading this blog knows, Paris is all but empty of tourists right now. Some of that is timing, of course; October is not prime tourist season. But some is also pandemic fear. Our friends who were supposed to come over to meet us bailed out on the trip back in August because they were concerned about travel restrictions, etc.
That’s a reasonable concern. We have to show our pass sanitaire virtually every time we enter any sort of restaurant, bar, museum or even some shops. And masking is ubiquitous. More about that below.
But the bottom line is that if you can, come over soon. I suspect that Paris and all the major European destinations will be inundated with Americans next summer, assuming the pandemic continues to decline to endemic status sometime early next year.
Masking
Everywhere indoors. In Metro stations, stores, museums, trains, boats and technically even restaurants until you actually sit at your table. For that reason, most restaurants have expanded their outdoor seating capacity, which in Paris was already pretty extensive.
Wearing a mask for hours is tantamount to torture. I have a particular problem early in the day when the air is cool and my glasses fog up completely until they adjust to the outside temperature and humidity. More than once, I have been forced to take them off as we enter a Metro station in the morning so I don’t trip down the stairs.
Outside on the streets, most people do not wear masks, although perhaps 25% do. I don’t question their choice, but it’s pretty well established that the virus is not transmitted in open air.
As a related item, the French take testing very seriously. There is a testing tent outside virtually every corner pharmacy giving out tests, vaccines and resigtration for the pass sanitaire.
Traffic and walking the streets
The New York Times published an article a couple of weeks ago (while we were here) describing the chaos on major streets caused by Paris’s efforts to increase bike ridership all over town. To be kind, the story was overwrought and overstated.
Bicycle riders have the right of way in most major European cities, and Paris is no exception. Pedestrians need to stay out of bike lanes or you can get run over.
On the other hand, bicyclists here also follow traffic laws. In other words, they stop at red lights like any other vehicle and they ride in the direction of their lanes. Try that in the U.S.
The trottinettes, on the other hand, are another story. They ride on the sidewalks, in the streets, anywhere they can fit their two wheels. And they most decidedly do not follow traffic laws. They have been popular for years here in Paris, but they seem to have proliferated since we were here last, as they are lined up on virtually every major corner available for rent. The electric models move along at a good 20 mph, which is about as fast as any traffic goes in Paris.
Because they are silent and they follow no lanes or laws, they are dangerous to pedestrians, and you have to be on guard at all times, even on the sidewalk. (Motorcycles are known to ride on the sidewalk in Paris too, just adding to the sensory element of adventure walking the streets of Paris.)
Green, so green
France wants so bad to be green. Easy for them–they generate most of their electricity by nuclear, the cheapest method in the world. Unfortunately for French residents, the country exports a lot of that cheap power to neighboring countries, preferring to gouge its residents with much more expensive “renewable” power from wind and sun. Except the sun doesn’t shine that much in northern France, and the wind only blows during storms. The result is that electricity is hideously expensive by U.S. standards. Not to mention the cost of gas for your little tiny car.
The climate change movement is apparent everywhere. You can’t get away from it, even in Metro stations.
Clean your plate! It helps the planet when food scraps don’t make it to the waste cycle.

But the garbage and recycling is picked up at least three times per week. Hmmmm…….
Traffic reports on TV give commute times by bike, e-bike, auto and transit. E-bikes are usually fastest, followed by transit. And private autos are always last and longest. Subtle message there.
Shops and restaurants

France has been called a nation of shopkeepers, and the streets of Paris confirm that. You are never more than a block or two from seafood, meat, vegetables, bread, sweets and of course wine.
Electronic repair stores are in every neighborhood, mostly owned and operated by South Asians, for whom English is their first language.

The battery in my phone was failing fast, so I popped into Mr. Phony around the corner on rue Monge, where the proprietor installed a new one in less than an hour. Cost was 70 euros, perhaps a bit more than in the States, but certainly not outrageous.
Dining in Paris
How can Uber Eats exist much less succeed in a place like France and Paris? There is a restaurant, patisserie, tabac, traiteur on every block and usually more than one. We generally split a baguette sandwich for lunch, and that’s plenty to hold us until cheese and pate with wine in the evening before dinner. The French chow down on an entire pizza or plat with dessert and cafe for dejeuner.
How they all don’t weigh 300 pounds or more is a mystery to us. But most French women are slender and beautiful, and it’s pretty rare to see fat French anywhere.
Perhaps they eat a big lunch and a small dinner, but you couldn’t tell by the looks of restaurants still open and busy at 10 p.m. We eat at the so-American time of 7:30 or so, usually all but alone until the French roll in about the time we leave the restaurant at 9 p.m.
This may have something too with the light of day. Paris is pretty far north at 49 degrees latitude. By comparison, New York is 41 degrees, and New Orleans is 30. Even in early autumn, the sun does not rise in Paris until about 8 a.m. By the first of winter, it will not rise until after 9 a.m.
So the streets of Paris are dark and all but deserted until at least 9 a.m. The patisserie and the markets don’t open until 8 and they are by far the first. Most stores don’t open until 10 a.m. but stay open until 9 or 10 p.m. Same with restaurants, except later.
We Americans don’t follow that schedule.